Gertrude the Giraffe - 21 May 2015

Today I would like to introduce to you Gertrude the young Giraffe. She has fallen asleep after an argument with her mother about her choice of bedtime music. Her mum Hyacinth was slightly stressed after a paroxysmal day at the office dealing with C-class filing cabinets. Mum: "Darling, I don't like you listening to Def Leopard. We giraffes don't like leopards." Gertrude: "Mum, typical, that attitude is so like, totes '90s. That's not how the savannah's going down now, Mum. Some of those leopards are like totes amaze-maze. You need to like so totally get it, Mum." We could all help Hyacinth out by thinking about giraffes whilst we spend our winning millions.