The Department of Nonsense

What we are: A group of colleagues, drawn together by the desire to get through the day unharmed. Driven by the absurdity of failing computer systems, a nebulous vision statement, customer service touchpoints, several organisational charts, and hope. Hope above all else in a $50 million Powerball shared between us. These posts are a preamble to those periodic lotto draws.

Saturday, February 18, 2017

The sisters of Mary Immaculate - 31 Oct 2016

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Sister Mary: It's hard isn't it? Sister Theresa: Indeed it is sister. Sister Josephine: I don't know how she did it,...
Friday, February 17, 2017

Quiz time - 31 Aug 2016

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Pay attention! 1. In terms of the valance electrons of the oxygen atoms, explain the chemical bonding properti...
Thursday, February 16, 2017

Bertie the Broccoli - 29 Apr 2016

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In a paddock on the top of a hill, A dirty old farmer got a big thrill. It was darkness, it was the night When I first got a mighty big...
Wednesday, February 15, 2017

George the Dalek - 3 Feb 2016

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George was a happy little Dalek. He had been travelling through time and space on behalf of Davros, destroying untold civilisations. G...
Tuesday, February 14, 2017

Big Kev - 29 Feb 2016

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George: He's closed his eyes! Ringo: Goodness! B ig Kev: I'm from Queensland. Ringo: Whatever are we to do? Geor...
Monday, February 13, 2017

Wembley the Wombat - 29 Jul 2016

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Forest .... Darkness. Night falls. Still, cold air. A sound. Cracking twigs. Movement. I pause - listen. Heart beating. It comes. It is u...
Sunday, February 12, 2017

Polly the Rescue Goat - 17 Jan 2017

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As we enter an uncertain period in the world, it is good to recognise the work being done by many to make the world happier, safer, and...
Saturday, February 11, 2017

Kit Kat Farmers of the Languedoc - 25 Aug 2016

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PRESENTER: Now for our special extended presentation - "Kit Kat farmers of the Languedoc". REPORTER: Here, in th...
Friday, February 10, 2017

Tabitha the Tapir - 9 Mar 2016

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This here is a photo of Tabitha the tapir. She doubtless has a fascinating story which we will explore when we get closer to World Tapi...
Thursday, February 9, 2017

Jerome the Giraffe - 25 Jul 2016

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Why hello there! I'm Jerome the Giraffe. I'm a Management Consultant from Twice Slaughterhouse Bloopers. I've been brought i...
Wednesday, February 8, 2017

Harry Hooter and the Non-Ministry Approved Verses - 9 Dec 2016

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Harry and Ginny sitting in a tree, Thinking of supper - what will it be?  Neville and Luna on a long-dead tree, Pondering anci...
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