This is Milo the mild-mannered mutt from Mill Park, nicely N-sconsed (for now) in Nunawading.
Look at those ears fly! Is he cray-cray for Tay-Tay? No, he's shaking it off for other reasons. Some of his reasons include:
* Our file storage system. (Where to even begin).
* Drive size limits. Where is a dog to store his smell collection?
* Voicemail. Hard to access - ear piece doesn't connect properly. Also no landline connection to kennel.
* National Broadband - still waiting. Mr Turnbull, please respond.
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Ergonomic seating. Backrest provides additional ability for the chair
to be pushed-around the garden, but increases weight and stability
issues. (WHS learning from Master Kumar).
* Don't employ canine accountants. One biscuit, two biscuits, three biscuits, all gone.
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