"Hi
everybody, I'm Phineas the Phabulous Pheasant. You would have seen me
phluttering around phor a moment in Oxfordshire on Sunday in 'Grand
Designs'. I was phloored with some
of the pheatures of that phabrication. What a pholly! Such amazing
pharnarkling!
Watch
out! I have to go now! Danny and his dad are coming, and they have
raisins! He
thinks he's the Champion of the World!* Hey, these raisins taste great!
Doesn't taste like any kind of sleeping pill I know! I pheel phine!
.... Oh. .... Do I? [plonk]"
{Sorry folks, this is the first one of my little friends to die
during the course of an email. Details soon of the arrangements - er I
mean phuneral}
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