This is Stella the
Stegosaurus. You might think her life in the late Jurassic (150 mya) is a little
removed from yours, but actually it's quite similar. Just tick-off the list
below to see where the similarities start:
* Putting sunscreen
on the littlies. And hats just aren't fitting on the heads of the twins Wilma
and Wilbur.
* Cycads for lunch,
ferns for tea. When will someone invent flowering plants?
* Carnivores. Always
a worry. Especially at lunch time.
* Asteroids. They'll
get us one day, just you watch.
* File storage
cabinets. Hard to open without opposable thumbs.
* Aldi has opened
lots of stores in Laurasia. When will they open in Gondwana?
* Very hard to get
to sleep when they are filming 'The Flintstones' in the quarry next door.
* The child star who
plays Bamm-Bamm is particularly objectionable and his parents' constant demands
for alcohol are unseemly.
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