This is Orin the Orangutan. One of our number has just come across him in Sabah and sent through this breathtaking photo. Orin has just been told that he will be trained to become a public servant, that most munificent of all occupations.
Some
of the important tasks that Orin will be learning over the next little
while at the Borneo Orangutan School of Order (BOSO) will include:
* Hair care
* Contacting help desks
* Assigning job numbers using a random number generator
* Reorganising filing cabinets
* How to place people on hold
* Morning tea coordination
* Light switch and window blind control
* Fire evacuation hat wearing
* Duplicating and then shredding the same documentation
* Rewriting things in different templates
* Casting colleagues in our next musical production
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