Enceladus the Eagle - 10 Oct 2016

Link to Australian Geographic
This is Enceladus the Australian Wedge-tailed Eagle. As you can see Enceladus is having a dispute involving Marty the Magpie. Whilst Marty may have a bit of a peck about, it is clear to all and sundry that Enceladus will come out of this situation well.

Here are some of the pertinent facts regarding this dispute:

* He started it.

* It wasn't there before.

* What happened was, right, well, it all started right, ...

* How was I supposed to know?

* I did try, you know

* I obviously can't read org charts like you can. Are you happy now?

* Won't you please grow up

* You know, I've never liked your mother

* Actually, I am bigger than you

* You call that a beak? This is a beak.

* I couldn't have - I wasn't here on Tuesday

* OK then, bring Hitler into it, see if that works why don't you

* I had filed it, you berk, but it's in Objective somewhere so obviously I can't find it.

* I don't need to calm down. I AM CALM, BLOODY DAMN IT YOU GALLOMPHING FREAK

* I didn't realise you actually did have that disease but I JUST DON"T CARE OK?