As
we enter an uncertain period in the world, it is good to recognise the
work being done by many to make the world happier, safer, and more
flumpy.
You
may recall a spate of crimes committed last year by people dressed in
clown suits. In a practical yet forceful counter to this trend, goats
are now being deployed at key strategic centres
(such as Aisle 8 at Coles) dressed in duck suits. These goats are
especially sleepy and specially trained to sooth even the most savage
clown, again bringing peace and prosperity to the world.
OK
this is actually a true story - I'm not kidding! This is Polly the
rescue goat, who is being cared-for by Goats of Anarchy, a group of New
Joisey-based volunteers carrying for 'special needs
goats'. Polly is blind and has anxiety and other neurological
conditions and has yet to be referred through the appropriate form to an appropriate
service provider. In the meantime, the duck suit apparently calms her
down. Goats of Anarchy have an Instagram account and other
media if you want to see pictures of Polly in a range of other calming
suits.
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