This
here is a photo of Tabitha the tapir. She doubtless has a fascinating
story which we will explore when we get closer to World Tapir Day (27
April - mark it in your calendars now!)
In
the meantime, here are some very totally extremely funny tapir jokes
that I have invented myself. (Aren't I clever! And modest!)
Why did the tapir climb the fence?
Tapir over the other side and see what was going on.
What do you call a tetrahedral arrangement of tapirs?
A tapiramid.
When tapirs head down to the local for a quick one, what sort of drink after they after?
One that is on tap here
What do you call a tapir fascinated by fire?
A tapyromaniac.
What do you call a tapir worried his fellow tapirs are after him?
Tapiranoid.
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