Friday, February 10, 2017

Tabitha the Tapir - 9 Mar 2016

This here is a photo of Tabitha the tapir. She doubtless has a fascinating story which we will explore when we get closer to World Tapir Day (27 April - mark it in your calendars now!)
 
In the meantime, here are some very totally extremely funny tapir jokes that I have invented myself. (Aren't I clever! And modest!)
 
Why did the tapir climb the fence?
Tapir over the other side and see what was going on.
 
What do you call a tetrahedral arrangement of tapirs?
A tapiramid.
 
When tapirs head down to the local for a quick one, what sort of drink after they after?
One that is on tap here
 
What do you call a tapir fascinated by fire?
A tapyromaniac.
 
What do you call a tapir worried his fellow tapirs are after him?
Tapiranoid.

No comments: