Penny the Peeved Penguin - 26 Oct 2015

This is Penelope the peeved Penguin. Penelope's currently under the care of Aunty Beryl (pictured) whilst her parents, George and Mildred, are away. George and Mildred came from opposite sides of the ice floe but met during a close shave with a couple of seals. Together they were Trotskyites at Uni but soon settled into a life of domestic bliss and/or drudgery. Lately, particularly with the birth of young Penny, they have become increasingly disenchanted with their vapid suburban demi-opulence and are now seeking self-actualisation at a management retreat out on the Ross Sea. Now, thinks Penny, Aunty Beryl's great for some pumpkin scones and even a pack of Burger Rings once in a while, but you know what would give me some self-actualisation? A nice big regurgitated fish thank you very much! #KeepingItReal