The Owls are Back - 7 Jan 2016

Oh! It's you again. Look, I thought we'd gone through this - I told you why you hadn't won Lotto a while ago. Remember? The numbers were all wrong.

But still you persisted, and now you're back, and now you want me to tell you how hopeless you are, again? Whilst I'm busy here with Ocsober and Otto's gone a bit blotto? Also, I've got a washing on and there's another murder in Midsomer I'm keeping my eyes on. I can't just stand here and gawp you know? 

On Saturday there was a $30 million Lotto draw. There were 15 winners of $2 million each. Sadly, we didn't feature. Some of the winners included:

* Ernest Radcliffe, a 48-year-old retired trumpet player from Normanton, Qld.

* Percy Petunia, a 34-year-old refrigerator repairer from Walgett, NSW

* Graf Warner von Heinz-Josef Osnabruck, a 75-year-old Aldi store manager from Merbein, Victoria

* Jocelyn "Mad Cat" Smith, a 32-year-old unemployed hitwoman from Busselton, WA

* Fred McNugget, the 14-year-old heir to a worldwide chicken empire, residing (for tax purposes) in Bermuda